8 – Rock of Ages

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Take one part Glee, stir in a liberal helping of Mamma Mia!, mix with a drunken night at a Los Angeles karaoke bar, and what do you get? Something probably more entertaining than Rock of Ages, Adam Shankman’s ill-fated attempt to make a movie that 12-year-old girls, soccer moms, and heterosexual dudes can all see together. Rock out with the appropriately drunk Why Watch crew as they tackle two dull leads, Tom Cruise’s sexless performance, and the surprisingly effective romance between Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand. At the end of this Journey, will the film be too Poison to improve, or will the crew have everything coming up Guns N’ Roses? Listen to find out, and stick it to the man by rating us on iTunes / Stitcher, like us at facebook.com/whywatchpodcast, and follow us on Twitter @whywatchpodcast. ROCK ‘N ROLL!

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  • .5 oz vodka
  • .5 oz light rum
  • .5 oz tequila
  • .5 oz gin
  • .5 oz triple sec
  • 1 oz sour mix
  • 1 oz cranberry cocktail
  • cocktail cherries garnish

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT: A REAL TOUGH COOKIE

  • tequila
  • triple sec
  • raspberry syrup

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT: COUGH MEDICINE

  • lavender vodka
  • rhubarb bitters

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT: SANGRIA SHOT

  • pisco
  • Pinot noir dessert wine

 

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